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陆游一壶酒

时间:2025-05-08 平己巳 来源:文案狗

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陆游一壶酒

1、以你的能力而言,真是可惜了

2、师傅:那你为什么不退出呢?你知道我一直想把你赶走,可你还是留下来了。

3、爱上一个人,我所有那些要忠贞的小规矩都被我抛到九霄云外了。

4、如果你要上厕所的话,你就骄傲地举起你的手,然后说你必须要去。

5、阿宝:你以为我是谁啊,你个臭孔雀?

6、阿宝:是啊,我留下来了。我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头,或说我难闻,这很伤我的心。可最伤我心的是,我每天努力练习,却还是这个我。我留下来,因为我以为,如果还有人能改变我,能让我焕然一新,那就是你--中国最伟大的功夫师父! Yes, I stayed. I stayed, because every time you threw up brick on the head or said I smelled, it hurts. But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my life just being me. I stayed, because I thought if anyone could change me, could make me not me, it was you the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole of China!

7、阿宝:是啊,我留下来了。我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头,或说我难闻,这很伤我的心。可最伤我心的是,我每天努力练习,却还是这个我。我留下来,因为我以为,如果还有人能改变我,能让我焕然一新,那就是你--中国最伟大的功夫师父! Yes, I stayed. I stayed, because every time you threw up brick on the head or said I smelled, it hurts. But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my life just being me. I stayed, because I thought if anyone could change me, could make me not me, it was you the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole of China!

8、蚊子:能脱了叫我看看有没有效果吗?------- 蓉:这儿小孩太多(蓉代言的是丰胸广告)———爆笑ing

9、谁都不知道七年前发生了什么……

10、全体湘北球员



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