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天水诗文

《天水诗文》

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天水诗文

1、The condom is the glass slippen of our generation.You slip one when youu meet a stranger.You --dance all night.Then you throw it away.The condom.I meat.Not the stanger.

2、So fu*k off with your sofa units and strinne green stripe patterns.

3、谦逊法:“您就是霍思邈?久闻大名,我们一进医院领导都推荐您。”“噢!那是我上层路线走得好!”(霍思邈回答VIP病人的称赞)

4、功课一:走进一间房,四面都是墙,抬头见老鼠,低头见蟑螂。功课二:昨日作诗无一首,今天作诗泪两行,天天作诗天天瘦,提起笔来唤爹娘。功课三:门前一只狗,在啃肉骨头,又来一只狗,双双打破头。

5、Oxygen gets you high.In a catastrophic emergency,you take giant panic breaths.Sunddenly you become euphoric,docile.You accept your fate.

6、All the things you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fu*k like you'd like to fu*k . I am smart capable and most importantly, I am free, in all the ways that you're not...

7、保险套是我们这代的玻璃鞋,遇到陌生人时就得戴上一个。跳整晚舞后,就把这东西丢掉。丢保险套,不是陌生人。

8、A c0nd0m is the glass slipper for our generation ,you slip one on when you meet a stranger ,you dance all night ,and then you throw it away.

9、看透世事法:社会进步靠精英推动,但社会稳定还得靠咱们老百姓维护。(老百姓自勉)

10、You weren’t alive anywhere like you were there.



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